Poem Gangs

I think poetry would have been a lot more cooler if there were poem gangs. "Fuck you Metaphors us Similes don't take shit from like no one."

Fact Of The Day

Saving yourself for marriage is just an excuse for being ugly.

Fantasy Basketball

I used to play fantasy NBA, but then it got kind of awkward. I felt odd owning a bunch of strong, black men.

Heath Ledger

So Heath Ledger is dead and there is nothing funny about that. He was such a dedicated actor that one of the rumors going around right after he died was that, in order to research is role of The Joker in the upcoming Batman movie The Dark Knight, he went on some medications to "get in to the mind of a psychotic person." It kinda makes you wonder, what he did to research his role in Brokeback Mountain.

Anne Frank

I feel sorry for Anne Frank. First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is ever Jew's worst nightmare.