Face

I like picking up girls in the clubs. For some reason the clubs are where I score the most, something about the ambience and the lack of light. I have one of those faces that just doesn't work in the light

Revenge

They say success is the best revenge against an ex. Personally I think it's sleeping with her sister. If she doesn't have a sister than her mother. If she doesn't have a mother, than maybe success is the best revenge.

Rape

In my experience rape is never the answer, unless the question is: "what is never the answer?" or "what is the easiest way to sleep with a woman?"

Blind People

Why is there no such thing as an attractive blind person? Just because you don't have to look at yourself doesn't mean I don't have to see you. I realize by using this joke I am alienating the only group of women that are willing to sleep with me, but it's worth it. It needed to be said.