WNBA

The WNBA has some new commercials. They're new slogan is "Expect Great." I want to change that to be more honest. "Expect Great... Leave Disappointed."

Papers

I had a 5 page paper due last week. Unfortunately I could only write 3. So I handed in my 3 pages with 2 blank sheets attached at the end. My teacher confronted me saying the rules were "No less than 5 pages." I told her you never said shit had to be on those pages.... Cunt.

I failed that class.

Eight Belles

I don't watch the Kentucky Derby much, but I feel that this year there was an important lesson to learn from it. Women can not compete with men in sports. Deal with it Danica Patrick and Michelle Wie.

Advice

Sleeping with your friends girlfriend is always wrong. Especially if your friend's dating is your sister

Advice

Sleeping with your friends girlfriend is always wrong. Especially if your friends girlfriend is your sister

Pacman

I'm kind of hoping Pacman Jones goes to prison eventually. My prison fantasy football team is sorely lacking defense.