1.) Chris 'Beanie' Wells, RB. Ohio St: To not consider this guy as number 1 means two things. 1.) You live in the SEC states and 2.) This country would have been better if you had remained seceded after the Civil War.
2.) Tim Tebow QB. Florida: I ain't no player hater, he's good. But last time I checked, the number of babies circumcised in the Philippines or 'NBCP' was not an applicable football stat, despite what ESPN tries to tell you.
3.) Knowshon Moreno RB. Georgia: Easily the best running back out of Georgia since Herschel Walker. However, Knowshon still trails Herschel in the categories of Career Rushing Yards, Career TD's and Career Personalities.
4.) Michael Crabtree WR. Texas Tech: The best WR in College Football hands down, however the 1 television appearance he will make this season will be to lose the Heisman award in NYC.
5.) Sam McGuffie RB. Michigan: Any Heisman list without Sam on it is retarded. He jumped some dude. I ask you this Heisman committee what was the last thing you jumped? If the answer was anything but your heart after yet another heart attack, I call bullshit.
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