Dogs Part II

I wanna get rich enough where I can get my dog a cell phone.

Some Stuff I've Been Doing

Cocaine, Heroine, PCP, LSD and Weed


but on to the more important stuff

I just wrote this blog and will be updating it twice-a-week or three-times-a-week

Tim Tebow's Personal Blog

And I've been doing this one most of the summer

The Real Game Misconduct

Steroids

Some anti-steroid commercials say steroids don't make great athletes: they destroy them. Yeah. I agree with half that. Steroids don't make great athletes: They make the best.

Mr. Bucket

I lost a testicle at a young age playing a game. If only Mr. Bucket had specified which balls to put in it's mouth.

Hula Hooping

I was watching the Olympics before prime-time. I know what was I thinking? And one of the lesser known sports came on... Hula-Hooping? Ridicolous, since when is dancing with a plastic circular child hood toy a sport?

After watching this I'm pretty surprised masturbation hasn't become an Olympic Sport

That Guy

I hate it, but I am that guy that people only talk to when they need something. I don't know how it started but I'm going out of my way to end it now.

If someone asks me for a ride, sure I'll give it to them, but I'm gonna be 30 minutes late. If someone asks for a dollar, it's theirs, but I'm gonna wipe my ass with it first. If someone wants me to fuck them, well let's be honest, noone's gonna ask for that.

Dogs

I got a dog recently and let's just say while I don't support what Mike Vick did, I definately understand it. They say dogs are man's best friend, to which I say "really? when was the last time your best friend tried to bite you and hump you within a five minute span?" and Sir I know that you and your best friend are like that, but I'm talking about people that didn't rush in a fraternity.