Prison

I've been trying to get arrested for several months now. I don't really care about going to jail to "harden" my image, all I really care about is getting the ultimate facebook profile picture. So I finally get arrested right? Two counts of murder 2 no big deal right? Of course, lawyers so good they could get Michael Vick off. They take me in for my mug shot, at first i stand around all mopey and shit, gotta act to let them think I care, once I get the countdown, strike the Heisman pose smile and Suck it American Judicial System. It will happen.... I promise that.