Actors

Having actors as friends is tough; because when your angry you have to reverse what you'd normally say. Recently my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with an actor so I called him up before a show and told him to "break a leg." Unfortunately I forgot this meant good luck so as retribution I had sex with his sister. Which he says "is wrong because she's 13 years old and she said no." Relax, I'm just kidding guys, she totally said yes... what a whore!